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Human Lessons: How To Get Shitfaced Drunk [Dean/Castiel]

HUMAN LESSONS

HOW TO GET SHITFACED DRUNK;


Who: Dean/Castiel, Sam
What: The first installment in a loosely-connected (though easily independent) collection of one-shots called "Human Lessons".
When: Set ambiguously before episode 5.03
Word Count: 3,652
Warnings: Language, alcoholic substance abuse, clingy drunken angels.

"Jesus," Dean exclaims on an exhale. "If I'd known you'd be a clingy drunk, I would'a brought Sam along."

(No one could just down an entire fucking liter of beer like they were taking a shot and sit that ramrod straight, have that much lucid clarity shining in their eyes. Unless they were an angel. Or John Winchester.)

NOTE: Posted in my personal journal, linked to this community.
 
Tags: character: castiel, character: dean, character: sam, fandom: supernatural, genre: fluff, genre: pre!slash, pairing: dean/castiel, rating: pg-13, series: human lessons, story status: complete, word count: 3000-4999
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