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Don't Text and Drive [Sammy, Meaghan, Witwer, Mark]

DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE;

Who: Sammy, Meaghan, Witwer, Mark
What: A four-way texting conversation.
When: April 1st
Word Count: 683
Warnings: PG, brief language

Written for slothfulzel, who had the wonderful texting conversation idea to begin with~

Witwer is lying face down in cake batter. where are you?
*~*mermaidgrl*~*




Happy birthday!! do you like puppies?
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


Thanks. I guess? Why?
SH


Good. i dropped one off at your house.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


Meaghan, you did not drop a puppy off at my house.
SH


I totally did.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


I know where you're going with this and it isn't going to work.
SH


I have no idea what you're talking about. but seeing you worry gives me a #ghostboner.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


You're an awful person.
SH


You know you like it.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


I don't, actually.
SH


Did i mentioned it's a rottweiler?
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


RE: You're an awful person.
SH


Oh we're all getting together for dinner tonight. bring your puppy with you!
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


Witwer's place?
SH


No, Pelleschemo's trailer.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


In your dreams.
SH


Yours too.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


But seriously. Witwer's?
SH


Yes
*~*mermaidgirl*~*


Time?
SH


7
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


OK. See you then.
SH


***


did you tell Josh about tonight?
-witwer


Yep! he'll be there at 7.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


ok. Mark will be here at 6 to help make the cake. you want to come help?
-witwer


I'll watch, if that's what you mean.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


wouldn't expect anything less.
-witwer


***


Are we still on for tonight?
Mark


yeah. i've got the ingredients, i just need help deciphering the recipe on the box.
-witwer


Lucky for you, I'm good with ciphers.
Mark


meaghan might be coming over earlier, too.
-witwer


To watch?
Mark


exactly.
-witwer


I'm picking up Josh's gift. I'll see you in an hour.
Mark


ok. i'll be here, drowning myself in flour.
-witwer


Don't forget to use your snorkeler.
Mark


i've misplaced it. i'm using a bendy straw instead.
-witwer


Whatever keeps me from finding a dead body when I show up.
Mark


how about slightly maimed?
-witwer


Slightly maimed is okay.
Mark


***


Witwer is lying face down in cake batter. where are you?
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


Stuck in traffic. Be there in ten. Should I bring my defibrillator?
Mark


Don't know if that would help. i'm trying mouth to mouth right now.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


***


Sammy, witwer just drowned himself in cake batter.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


You're a dick.
SH


Wait, sorry. You're a #ghostboner.
SH


Damn right.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


***


In the elevator right now, heading up.
Mark


Did you bring your defibrillator?
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


No. I thought we were trying the mouth to mouth method?
Mark


I'm sure he would enjoy that too much.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


Here.
Mark


***


Witwer died.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


Was it good for him?
SH


Not like THAT, pervert!
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


but yes, it was good for him.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


What happened?
SH


He fell into your cake. we cooked him on accident.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


Well, Witwer is my favorite flavor.
SH


That's what i kept telling pelleschemo, but he wouldn't believe me.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


I'll be there in half an hour.
SH


Hurry up. your witwer cake is getting cold, and pelledreamo's getting frisky.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


Frisky?
SH


He drank all your wine. he's a clingy drunk.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


You're lying.
SH


I never lie. did you bring your puppy?
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


There was no puppy.
SH


It must have ran away. good going huntington.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


Getting in my car.
SH


Don't text and drive. there's only enough room for one ghost on this show.
*~*mermaidgrl*~*


***


Trying to find a place to park.
SH


Okay. We'll be here.
-witwer


This is Mark, by the way. Witwer is currently occupied.
-witwer


I thought he was dead?
SH


He's currently occupied with death.
-witwer


Ah, okay. Just as long as the cake tastes good.
SH


It's fantastic. You better hurry up, though, or there won't be any left.
-witwer


In the building.
SH


I'll lock the door.
-witwer


Heading up the elevator.
SH


Barricading the door as we speak.
-witwer


***


Knock, knock.



 
Tags: character: mark pellegrino, character: meaghan rath, character: sam huntington, character: sam witwer, fandom: being human, genre: gen, genre: rps, rating: pg, story status: complete, word count: 100-999
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